23
09
2008
Seven Products You Won’t Find on Any Baby Gift Registry
Posted by: grant in Humor, tags: Humor, RegistryWe hope you won’t be seeing any of these products at your baby shower. One really have to wonder about the kinds of folks that are buying these gems:
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#7-Nosefrida
The makers of this product are probably thinking: Hey, when they’re your own baby’s boogers, it’s not that bad! Oh, but it is! |
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#6- The Daddle Spend some quality time bonding with your little one and teaching ‘em about role playing. Nothing says “use me” like an adult-sized saddle. …..this could be fun for the parents actually. |
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#5- The O’Pair Fannypack For the mom that refuses to cut the chord. |
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#4- The Baby Mop Kill two birds with one stone: Exercise your baby AND clean your floors. We hear Swiffer is developing their own version of this innovative product. |
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#3- Baby High Heels Because it’s never too early to teach your daughter the basics of good fashion sense! These high heels will take years off the appearance of your infant by toning those chubby little thighs! |
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#2- Bucktooth Baby Pacifier I don’t know how effective this device is at pacifying a baby, but I’m guessing you’ll want to keep your child away from a mirror while they’re sporting it. Nothing like a set of ugly teeth to help develop a complex at an early age. |
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#1- Zacky Infant Pillow Nothing like a pair of disembodied hands to lull the little one to sleep! Call me crazy, but but this really puts the words weird and creepy into perspective. Nightmares for life anyone? |
